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brain connectors please save me
2001-08-17 1:56 a.m.

and blah. yuck. blah. argh. yuck. blah. thats all. i wish i could kill that little voice in my head.

and tommarow noon im going away on a 2-day trip to the "kineret", a lake in northern israel, with dor, shira, and ayelet.

my beautiful quote of the day was brought to you by pil. concentrate, you'll figure it out. :

"Brain connectors saved the day

The world before brain connectors was gloomy place to be alive in. all sorts of things would happen that people would have had rather not happen. It seemed that since no ones brains were attached, everyone had to rely on the information that their brain had stored. So as you can imagine it took a very long time for things to be done correctly (or at least efficiently). And in addition to peoples brains being separate, so too were their bodies, this made for many feud .living things world wide were left in an endless scuffle to fuel there bodies. And because fueling other bodies wouldn�t help fuel their bodies, chemicals were never placed in brains to make instincts fuel other things, this also made things more complicated since some people were either less adapted or misfortunately located. They often had little fuel to gain, due to more adapted, or better located people.

And humans and other animals also found ways of limiting the possibility that others could obtain fuel that they want. One of these ways was to use various body projections to bump into another until their body could no longer work good enough so their bodies could not obtain fuel that you may need or want.

Another way is to wait until you can easily exchange ideas between singular organisms, and use a tool called communication to express the idea that you have the capacity to use limbs to make bodies not work. This is very effective since most things that are alive like to have a good operating body. So now anyone who could either dis-operate bodies or express that they could if necessary dis-operate bodies could now obtain more fuel. And soon, because it is not always easy to simply deal in fuel alone new things. In which living things (mostly people) could dis-operate or threaten to were available. Though most of these new things were new ways to obtain fuel. But some of these things had no primary use for food attainment. These objects were either called funoids or waste (waste had been around for much longer but now had more production than ever).

Funoids were most likely made to convince ever-increasing intelligent life forms that the goal is not fuel attainment any longer, but now enjoyment attainment. And because fuel was still needed enjoyment gain and fuel gain was interwoven in the chemical mesh in people's heds. So now it became fun to obtain fuel.

Dr. Brainenstien was a neurosurgeon -scientist who was workin on a device that would connect two brains together so that they could share information faster than transmitting it on or in the other mediums that took longer than an electrical impulse. Many people thought Dr. Brainenstien was crazy, or maybe a dreamer. Because of his quest to make brains connect but he was not crazy. Though he did dream. In fact he had a dream once where his legs did not work, in his dram he must have been trying to obtain fuel (pretend fuel of course).

Dr. Brainenstien built the first brain connector. He attached one part to his own hed and another part to a dog's hed. (The dog was given fuel for companionship). Dr. Brainenstien and the dog whose name was Larry all of a sudden became aware of each other's thoughts, this made Dr. Brainenstien and Larry good friends.

Soon a company with the ability to produce things built brain connectors. And a short time after people bought them with objects worth fuel. And everyone who wore one was connected with everyone else's brain that wore one. Soon everyone on earth wore one, and not just humans' everything with a nervous system got one.

This was now the New Era. Soon though it became clear that living in separate bodies is not needed. Since now everything on earth was now only one giant brain. So a robot body was built and it had a brain connector.

Dr. Brainenstien remarked: "I like robots, they never had to survive. They don�t have weird instincts, they simply compute data."

Then after the whole world was in the robot body all other bodies stopped reproducen and soon ended. And now because there was no need to survive people and all other life with a nervous system, could get to thinkin about funoids for the next 5,000,000,000 years because then the sun would burn up the earth.

THE END"

bravo!!!


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