3834
2002-01-06 2:00 p.m.

3834 (or the short little boy who really liked statistics)

short little boy was very sad.

and he calculated and calculated and calculated and calculated.........

and he game to a conclusion

the he was number 3834

in the misery ladder

because surely there must be at least 3833 hungry little indian boys

who are more misrerable then him

even if they did have love (they probably didn't)

but 3834 is still a very respectable number

because there are 6 billion people (that's a lot) in the world

and 3834 is low enough to give him the highly cherished right of feeling self pity without any guilt

and so short little boy was full of self pity at age 7. (even then)