the way the cookie crumbles
2010-08-22 4:09 p.m.

and she comes to lie on my stomach

and we cuddle

and love each other

but then i want to move, my back starts to become stiff

so i find an excuse to move my hand in a frightening motion

or roll on my side

and then i try to touch her, knowing that she's angry, and she gets angry and hits me gently

and i won't have that, so i motion her to go away, making her feel guilty for being not nice to me

and then i have all the bed to myself, and she's feeling guilty

i win

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