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resistance IS futile "i was gonna buy the book 'the power in positive thinking'. but then i thought what will that help me anyway" (hope you got the irony) "the problem with sexual relations with your relatives is that you have to meet them" "international sensation : a plane has landed safely at an airport in new york. (no israeli passengers have been reported yet)" ................................................. weekends weekends are bad weekends mean my parents are home weekends are bad weekends mean my slacking sleeping in public parks hearing music swimming routine is disrupted weekends are bad weekends make me eat lunch with my parents- hey i can't breath i need to run away. (that's just my drama self speaking, my parents are good people......sigh......) weekends bring the weekend paper with it's satirical sections (see above) weekends aren't that bad :) ................................................ and when i look in the mirror and i see my ribs i come to a conclusion that i need to gain some weight. muscles. so all last week i have been swimming and doing sports everyday, but moreover i have been STUFFING more and more and more and more and more food. of all kinds and sorts. and you know how much weight i gained ? i lost 0.2 kg. which is 0.4 pounds. anyway i'm gonna keep it up, and i'm gonna gain at least 4 kg (8.8 pounds) until i go to the army (march). and every saturday i'll post my weight here so you can all be part of the interactive game which is DAN'S WEIGHT. (crowd cheering) so today i am 54.8 kg (120 pounds). check next week for update. ................................................. i hope that never in my life will i be in a situation in which i will be told by someone with a menacing voice: "resistance is futile". ................................................. "in order to achieve his unattainable dream, one must go to sleep" sleep |