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shallow nir : "i would never shoplift when i'm wearing my army uniform" dan (teasing) : "why? you're such a geek when you're in your uniform" nir : "because i have to keep the good name of the army. you know wearing the uniform makes me feel very proud" dan : "sure as hell i would be proud too. but because it's FREAKIN SEXY. i could go around thinking look at me look at me , drool damnit!" oh i can't wait to enlist :) ............................................... ocean11 was a nice movie. but for christs sake someone wipe the drool of my chin. cause speaking of sexy motherfuckers. i mean hell yeah! shit. i'm starting to sound so gay. ha-ha (rolls eyes) .................................................. i bought today a nice manly macho jacket today. i look so masculine wearing it. and with my beard too. fuck me if you could tell i was gay. but there was also a lovely coat in the women's section i tried on. lovely lovely lovely. but fuck me if i didn't look as gay as elton john. i should have bought it just to even it out with the jacket. ............................................... nir. i am so happy to have you as a friend. even after all this years. despite of everything. please don't let my upcoming dramatic i'm-gay announcement have anything to do with our relationship. cause it doesn't. please .................................................. that's all for now folks |